Ya herd?

So, who do I want to speak to regarding my problem with cows? The herd of course! But who is the herd? The world! Everyone needs to learn to keep their head above these murky waters, rather than being led astray by a blinking light in the murky depths and suddenly being consumed by a giant angler fish. I see the turning of people into cows as a serious disease that has infected the world. Unfortunately, there's no cure, but we can treat it with religious doses of analysis, critical thinking, and keeping current. I plan to medicate everyone! So pick your poison.